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10 of the worst jokes about money for 2020

By Grace Ormsby · January 01 2020
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10 of the worst jokes about money for 2020

By Grace Ormsby
January 01 2020
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Money jokes

10 of the worst jokes about money for 2020

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By Grace Ormsby · January 01 2020
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Money jokes

We take money, finance and investments very seriously here at nestegg but we are only human... We can't resist cracking a joke here and there! 

Here's 10 of our very, very worst jokes about money. 


10. Q: Why is money called dough?

A: Because we all knead it!

9. Q: How do you make a million dollars in the stock market?

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A: You start with $2 million.

8. Q: Did you hear about the mortgage enthusiast club?

A: It had to disband due to a lack of interest.

7. Q: What’s the quickest way to double your money?

A: Fold it in half!

6. Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?

A: Let’s get together and make some cents.

5. Q: Where does a fish keep its money?

A: In a sand bank!

4. Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A: He wanted cold, hard cash.

3. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?

A: He didn’t have the guts.

2. Q: How did the bag of fertiliser help the farmer pay his mortgage?

A: It raised his celery.

1. Q: When does it rain money?

A: When there is change in the weather.


Do you have a joke about money that’s even worse than these? Let us know here and we'll add it to the list! 

 

 

 

 

 

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Grace is a journalist on Momentum Media's nestegg. She enjoys being able to provide easy to digest information and practical tips for Australians with regard to their wealth, as well as having a platform on which to engage leading experts and commentators and leverage their insight.

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Grace is a journalist on Momentum Media's nestegg. She enjoys being able to provide easy to digest information and practical tips for Australians with regard to their wealth, as well as having a platform on which to engage leading experts and commentators and leverage their insight.

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