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10 of the worst jokes about money for 2020
We take money, finance and investments very seriously here at nestegg but we are only human... We can't resist cracking a joke here and there!
10 of the worst jokes about money for 2020
We take money, finance and investments very seriously here at nestegg but we are only human... We can't resist cracking a joke here and there!
Here's 10 of our very, very worst jokes about money.
10. Q: Why is money called dough?
A: Because we all knead it!
9. Q: How do you make a million dollars in the stock market?
A: You start with $2 million.
8. Q: Did you hear about the mortgage enthusiast club?
A: It had to disband due to a lack of interest.
7. Q: What’s the quickest way to double your money?
A: Fold it in half!
6. Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let’s get together and make some cents.
5. Q: Where does a fish keep its money?
A: In a sand bank!
4. Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold, hard cash.
3. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
2. Q: How did the bag of fertiliser help the farmer pay his mortgage?
A: It raised his celery.
1. Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is change in the weather.
Do you have a joke about money that’s even worse than these? Let us know here and we'll add it to the list!
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